Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock.
Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.